Friday, December 21, 2012

I'm not dead you guys

Yeah, it's been a while since I've added anything substantial here. Been on a little hiatus but I foresee getting back into it soon as I get the usual winter cabin fever. 

It's been fun reading all the comments people have been leaving! I like that this thing can be a little spot where people can come and share the memories.

I think I got a little upswing in views a bit ago when I was featured on the PBS show "Under The Radar Michigan."  The guys came and followed me around over a couple days and I did my best to live up to the "cool local hipster" that they came looking for! ;) 




Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Aladdin's Castle Shirts y'all!

So I thought it would be cool to make Aladdin's Castle shirts and make them available to all via my etsy. I just started the etsy thing, so the shirt is all I have. If etsy turns out to be cool, I'll do some more fun GR retro junk for sale.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Bad Thrift Store Folk Art "Remixed"

Another neat idea that I'll probably start and not follow through on, lol.

Yeah, I actually sanded off the front, recreated the image "my way" and re-varnished it...


Sorry, Christians, don't get pissed, I'm just playin' ;)

And more....




Sunday, August 5, 2012

OK Cola


OK Cola. A carbonated "beverage." OK Cola was an expiremental soda concept produced by Coke in 1995. The cans and bottles had artwork from popular underground (oxymoron?) comic artists of the time like Daniel Clowes, Peter Bagge, Evan Dorkin, etc. It tasted kind of awful as I recall. Like mixing from all the spigots on a pop dispenser. I was a sucker for it though because I felt "cool" walking around with the stupid cans.  They did have some pretty entertaining and unusual radio ads that they used to play on WLAV during its "Underground Radio" era.  OK didn't last very long.  File it away with Zima, Crystal Pepsi and Josta.

Friday, June 29, 2012

Aw crap, another local business closes and gets replaced with a Family Dollar

I was trying to understand why I felt bummed when I passed Parkside Market on West Fulton and saw that it's closed and now appears to be turning into yet another dollar store...


Maybe a sign of the hard times. The businesses that seem to be flourishing are bars and dollar stores.
I don't really shop on this side of town but I'd been in this store a couple times. It had a certain charm to me. It was rather small, didn't have as big a selection of stuff and had the slow kind of checkout lanes (manned by humans)... I'd become spoiled by the self-scans at Meijer and it's huge selection and this place seemed like a step down. Still it felt sort of quaint or something because it reminded me of all the little grocery stores my parents and grandparents used to always take us to growing up.
Places like these little local grocery stores are part of the world I grew up in-- and it feels to me like a lot of that world is disappearing. I suppose that is some of my motivation for this blog.
It really is a bummer to see a place that has decades of history vanish and get replaced by something generic like a Family Dollar. The city loses another little piece of it's identity.
And I realize I am partly to blame because I make the choice where I go and spend my money. Nothing wrong with Meijer. They obviously are a big part of Grand Rapids too but I always hate to see the little guy lose.

I noticed the place hasn't even opened yet and has been all tagged up....


 One odd thing that caught my eye was that all the tags had some kind of flyer taped to them....


So I don't know who wrote these but they are kind of cool. Somebody decided to school this tagger. As someone who's had to clean up super lame graffiti, I appreciate some of what this person's saying. It also seems relevant with some of the more controversial street art that's popped up in GR recently.
I'll transcribe the flyer here for you. (again, making the assumption that there's people out there reading this blog o' mine).
Maybe a little preachy but it's just cool that somebody from the neighborhood cared to do it....
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Wow, Kesh. [the tagger] Wow.

So you passed by an unoccupied building with a black can of Krylon and
paint pen, and put your tag on it. We're all super duper impressed.
What's this, 1980?

Hey, here's an idea. The next time you want to feel so badass, why don't
you take that can of Krylon and practice some real street art on some
cardboard until you get better? I'm just saying. Your tag sucks. It's sloppy
and lazy. Do some research into the origins of graffiti and street art - I'll let
you borrow a copy of my "Street Wars" DVD. There are also books
around that talk about the work of some really neat, original artists. Be
sure to check out Brazillian artists, too. They're really cool

Also, it doesn't have to be permanent. You know, 'cause your tag is pretty
embarassing. It screams "egomaniac with nothing better to do". There
are lots of things you can use: wheat paste, dry erase markers, sidewalk
chalk. the list goes on. The point is to express an idea. Who are you?
What are you about? You have the drive. You have the tools. You are
clearly just too scared to use them. Tell us. Tell us what we need to know.
Change the world instead of being just another asshole tagger.

Real artists worked so, so hard to fight for people's right to occupy space
with their paint. They can now make a living at it, too! They saw the
potential for an amazing medium to challenge social norms. They wanted
to stop the idea that kids like you were degenerate losers that wanted to
deal drugs and rape women - they knew you had more in you to grow as
a person and explore art. these artists developed ideas that spoke from
their experiences, culture, and soul. You put up an empty tag that is
gonna terrify people because they associate it with degenerate black
youth. It's not fair, but it's true. Good work on fighting the stigma and
making the rest of us look bad.

I hope you feel dumb now. but that's OK. Try again next time. Apply your
mind. Be original. And stop reminding us of your wasted potential.

Love,
Your neighbor

_________________________________________________

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Fat Boy. The spoon's less greasy

Cool that they restored the long-dead neon on the sign.
Fat Boy has been in GR since 1952. It closed in 2008, was bought and reopened back in 2009.  I only just now got to check it out since they've reopened.
I used to hang out at Fat Boy's back in the 90s when I had a couple friends working there. I love the look of the building and it's old sign.
They've given it a pretty extensive makeover...


I have mixed feelings about renovating these old establishments. I kind of enjoy the grungey vibe of a vintage place that's remained untouched for decades, like say the Choo-Choo Grill or of course The Clock. As long as you don't feel unsafe eating the food of course.
If the choice is to either update or disappear though, then obviously go for it.
It seems like the new owners had respect for the place's history; their decor definitely has a vintage style to it.
The breakfast I had was really good and not expensive. I'd place it above New Beginnings but not quite on the same level as The Westsider Cafe. I'll have to come try a burger some time.
Fat Boy is pretty awesome and vintagey. Check it out sometime if you're over on Plainfield.
So yeah, I'm not so great at writing "reviews" I admit. Reviews of things that a person REALLY loves or REALLY hates seem to be the most interesting but most things tend to be in that area of "it's pretty good, you should check it out."
At any rate, I think it's cool that this is a GR historical place that has managed to keep going, instead of being turned into another dollar store or something.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Mr. Fables shirts. Get one!

Sometimes when money's tight, I have to resort to hustling arts n' crafts.
Usually stuff maybe 5 people might care about.

I suppose I could just sell the Pinto but that'll happen only after I've sold off my organs.

Anyway, I taught myself screen printing and these shirts turned out pretty sweet...



I'll make you one for $15.
 
White on red like the Fables colors, or white on black-- or whatever. I'll print it green on purple or something if you want.

I don't imagine there to be a huge demand for this sort of thing so it doesn't seem worth it to set up an online store or anything. Basically, if you want one, just contact me and we'll work out the details.

So yeah, email me.  I don't have kid sizes yet but if there's enough interest I'll do some.